Bonus Update: Hiking w An Ass (Fan)
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Im somewhere in England and I love walking thru the woods and seeing the sights and especially when its the most amazing far and wide kinda sights in the fresh air. So I decide to have you join me. This walk is not easy as it is all uphill and pretty steep too. Just breath, walk, and don't stop and we will be at the top before you know it. Little did I know, you are a fan of my ass in tight yoga pants. You could care less about what nature is around you but what my ass looks like walking and jiggling in front of you. I get a bit annoyed that you aren't enjoying the views but i soon realize, it is my ass that is motivating you to keep walking up hill and not stopping. Hmmm, i wonder how long we could hike if this really is the case. Luckily we get to the top with a few choice words but you did it and now you get to keep looking at my ass and the amazing views of miles and miles in the distance. Now this is amazing, ass, grass, and good company:)