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I was exploring the woods somewhere in Maryland and I came across this shack with a thin mattress on the porch area with a pile of not opened colorful condoms. It looks like you have a plan to bring a date here and you are nice and ready to shag in this shack. Maybe you are picking her up right now but looks like came upon your date spot and well, i don't think you need all of these condoms. I happily will help you with this. I remove my hat and coat and make myself comfortable on your mattress of love. I am sure not to put my muddy knee high boots onto your love making spot, don't worry. I decide to blow up to pop some of your unlubricated condoms. I really like these. They are soft and not slippy for holding onto or blowing up and oh so pretty colors too. You definitely should bring lube for your date, unless you have some magic tricks up your sleeve. Anyways, you don't need this many condoms so i blow a few up and pop them how I see fit. I blow2pop 1, I sit on another. If my mouth touches them, I promise they will be shards momentarily. Well, I don't want to mess up your date at the shaggin shack, so i leave behind a few condoms and make a few suggestions to keep her happy and I get out of your way so you can get busy.