9:25 video
I am here to pick up my new kayak, or well, new to me and I must see if it even fits my butt, how it feels, and if its what I want to help me floating on water. So what better way to test it out than to sit on it and blow up condoms that even have a story themselves. I have 3 fun packaged condoms that really need to be in mouth and made into shards and I know just the way. I get more and more lube on my hands with every condom but this doesn't stop me from inflating them with my mouth and blowing them up until they just cant take anymore of my hot air sending the shards of the condoms all over the little building in in. The sound of the pop is unique as well, since the cinder blocks do not allow for echo. I find this interesting and note worthy just like I do where the shards are flying. I really need to be sure to find and take them with me so the shed owner doesn't think i'm up to no good, tehe. I really love how condoms and balloons or anything inflatable can be destroyed by my mouth and lungs alone. This kayak is officially tested and approved to blow from, now to hit the water.