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Here I am again, finding a coupon for a free nape shave but this time, I must walk thru the woods and fields to find the address on this coupon. I do love saving money so why not go to the middle of nowhere and save my precious hard earned money. Of course, i forget to read the fine print until after I arrive. The fine print states that I must remove my clothing and be nude in order for this coupon to be honored. It is one of the coldest days in Florida but I'm willing to sacrifice my smooth legs turned into goosebumps and my humility to save money. I gripe and moan but stripped out of everything including my socks. My nipples are hard but my nape needs shaved so I sit on this makeshift barber stool and insist this silent stranger man not shave off any of my locks or messes up. He takes his time although I'm still uncertain he has ever done this before, but free is for me. The sand and dirt ground under my barefeet really makes me think this barber isn't legit but my barefeet can be washed and I can get warm eventually. Once he is done changing guards on the trimmer and completes my overdue nape shave, i go to put my clothing on but apparently there was more fine print I ignored and the payment for this dirty outdoor nape shave is my clothes, socks and shoes. I am not surprised but also cold, so I hesitantly make my way to where I came from, making my way thru the woods to find my parked car naked and exposed but with a fresh nape shave nonetheless.