Van Escape Challenge Gone Wrong
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I'm hanging out in the woods waiting for you. Once you walk up to my van, I smile since I have the greatest idea. No walk, no dip in the river but why don't you use this rope and tie me up and see if I can escape? I mean, that's what one does in the middle of the woods along a river, right? Nobody is around, nobody can hear me or help me so why not tie me up and watch me struggle? Next thing you know, I'm bound in brilliant red nylon rope while wearing tight yoga pants with a leopard print thong lingerie one piece. My favorite tan desert black laced canvas boots really don't help my escape process. My ass slowly but surely peaks out more and more from my yoga pants the more I struggle. I wiggle my legs as much as it takes to loosen the ropes from my legs, I then maneuver the rope from over my head giving me more freedom with every minute and struggling movement.
You just stand back and watch from outside as I struggle to free myself from the bondage in the back of my converted van but as you realize I am getting closer and closer to escaping, you change the plan and shut the doors with my verbal hesitation and shock of what you are doing. You hop in the driver seat while I am still bound and struggling as you start driving. I ask where you are taking me, but silence is the answer. I decide to keep on loosening the ropes nomatter what since I have no idea where you are taking me. I finally manage to squeeze and pull my wrists from this tight double column tie and finish removing the ropes from my body. The van is still moving but I don't care, its time I show you the repercussions of trying to drive away with me tied up in my own van.