Boob Balloon Blow On the Rivers Edge
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Im hanging out on a lovely Florida day along the lovely river but of course I cant just relax an do nothing, I do however know how to make this peaceful place more fun with a bang.
I have a 30 or 36 inch mouse-ear clear balloon and its time to blow it up. I think the ears look like boobs so this is what I will call it and enjoy watching as they get bigger and bigger with each of my exhales. The boobs don't inflate evenly at times and this keeps my attention, not knowing if it will pop before they become the same size again. I keep blowing and expanding the balloon with my continued blowing. The neck roll is not as good as condition as we all prefer so getting a grip with my mouth isn't the easiest. Once the boobs are big and round and inflated and stretched as far as i'm comfortable blowing since I want to be in control of when it bursts and this is definitely not a blow to pop kinda mission. Once I am happy with how inflated and full and stretched and expanded my boob balloon is, I count and poke this bastard with my long red finger nail and make it go into several shards with a loud echoing BOOM. My smile is genuine and big as I show you the drooly shards to end this lovely day on the riverside.