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I have blown balloons in many many locations and in some seriously unique and one of a kind environments but I do believe this is at the top of the list of amazing. I'm pretty certain I am the first to blowup balloons in this very old decrepit in shambles house. I stand in the doorway that has seen better days in my long flowy flower print dress. Perfect dress for this house as I would not want to offend the spirits that I know are watching over me. This house feels safe and calm even though there are splinters, broken everything and no roof nor floor in places but I definitely think blowing up a big blue balloon to start this house tour is the perfect way to make us smile before showing you around inside. I slowly blow up this large blue balloon that matches my dress. I am wearing my white high heel pumps and very strategically trying not to fall thru the floor while teasing you while I inflate this big blue loon. I show you my ankle and even my knee and thigh at times. You know if it was a century ago, we would have to get married if I showed you this much skin:) Once I think you are happy with my seductive doorway welcome blow to this old house, I tie off the neck and I slowly dig my nails into the loon until it turns into shards. I smile big and invite you inside.