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Fayth On Fires Kinky Road Tour 25 brings me to hanging out in a storage garage somewhere in Montana.

I'm just hanging out in my tight yoga pants and cotton t-shirt w/ some Firestone tires and balloons from Switzerland. I purchased these a few months prior during my hike around the Alps. What a great souvenir to not only play with but to share. I show you my favorite toe socks as comfort is key during a road trip.

I share a secret about how I feel about smaller balloons. Fear is a factor at a few moments enduring my loon antics. I don't make it very obvious now, do I? I blow up a different color small store bought balloons and then pop them each in a different manor. I use my fingernails to burst, I use my teeth to pop another, I use the tires to be my support so I can use both my socked feet to ensure flying shards too with 2 separate balloons. The 2nd wanted lots of socked footsie play and wanted to fly. The shards go flying with a smile.

I then blowup a lovely pale purple loon until my cheeks fully inflate as I exhale my breath into it until it explodes in to so very many shards with such a lovely echo too! My reaction is genuine and full of joy. I love massive amounts of shards. It means they were fully fully inflated and this makes me smile. The next loon I inflate and tie off, i decide to use my thighs and a leg-scissor wrestling move on it. This loon definitely puts up a fight and give me a foot-cramp but I don't give up, I squeeze until it burst. I am very satisfied with this result and its stubbornness.

One more loon to destroy, so why not screw to pop the last one and give you a different angle of the garage I'm hanging out in. Makes more sense why the echo is so great with this view.

Once I blow up and tie off this final balloon, I put the screw head in my mouth and I count down to give it a KissofD bursting climax and demise,

Ahhh, now I'm ready to go for a hike here in the woods of Montana, care to join me?