Bonus Bum Update: Constance Vs. Fayth..Where it all Began
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Constance had heard that my bum is pretty much undefeated and she wants a chance to take me down. I'm very confident that she will be like the rest, on the ground crying for mercy but she too is very confident in her posterior as we compare our butts with the other. Her trash talk is over confident as she is shorter and a bit thicker than me. We both are convinced we will get the championship bum battle belt. I explain the 3 rounds..best 2 out of 3 of each position. Standing bum to bum push out, then on our hands and feet to push the other out and then round 3 is submit by bum on the other. Right off the bat, she has be a tad worried but we both give it our best shot. I start to sweat buckets as usual and she takes full advantage of my slipperiness. Her shorter body is closer to the center of gravity and i do think her bum is even more round than mine. This is the closest match up in the history of Fayth's bum battle competitions. Who will win...The best bum around...Lets just say...there WILL be a rematch!