Tied Up Roller Skating Safety Course

9:22 video

I am skating around the house in my new quads when Knotty Guy asks where my safety gear is. I am not wearing a helmet, knee pads, wrist pads and he insists I need a lesson in safety. I only agree to this since he is offering it for free. Next thing I know, I am hanging in the air with pink rope, still wearing my roller skates with a rock hanging from my skate. I suppose this is how I will not run into any rocks, nor get hit by a car or simply fall down when skating thru the city. My ponytail is bound and tied making my back arch which is a great stretch to say the least. I chitchat in the predicament as he spins me around to get a better look. He soon decides to change up the rope position on my legs and hair to show me just how safe I am hanging verses playing chicken with traffic or running into rocks and cracks in the sidewalks. He insists I am talking too much as he wraps pink wrap around my mouth but as you will hear, nothing is shoved in my mouth, so this only looks great but doesnt make me muffled as much as he and you prefer. My takeaway from this lesson of rope is that I really need a helmet and other safety equipment before I go skating thru the city.

B2P on the Steps of Central Park, NYC

6:55 video

I havent had enough of my wonderful balloon experience in Central park, nyc since my first balloon popped way before i anticipated so I give it another whirl in another part of the park. I find some steps above where the people are walking and the horse drawn carriages are carrying people to and fro. I have a seat and grab a brown balloon and begin blowing and blowing. This one is much more accepting of all the hot air i am blowing into it as it gets larger and larger. I change my positions from sitting to laying to sitting again as I blow and blow. Soon it hits its maximum and bursts. Wow, what a loud boom and echo. I think i need to go elsewhere really fast before someone thinks the noise is something other than my fun antics in Central Park. Now I am satisdied and can go on with my annual modeling tour in nyc.

Fayth Suspended Like a Scorpion

10:06 video

Once again, I saw an image I wanted to replicate and with Knotty Guys assistance, talent, trust, and eager willingness, we slowly transitioned into a position that was very very difficult. I start out upside down with my arms not bound and my mouth going a mile a minute just chatting and talking. Knotty Guy knows he must add more rope. He ties my hands and starts pulling them up just a tad. Every minute or so, he reties the rope up more and more making my back arch more and more. My elbows bend behind my head the more he pulls up the rope. It relieves some of the weight on my legs and hips but adds much more stress to my wrists and back. The more tension he adds, the quieter I get. Eventually I stop talking and concentrate on my breathing and my situation only. Its amazing how just a few feet of rope can quiet the most talkative mood for me. I finally must call this scene. The next thing you see is me laying on the ground in a puddle of rope, in a very happy subspace, talking once again but with the biggest smile. Of course, i ask Knotty Guy what else he has in store for me instead of resting. What can I say, we are both rope sluts and this is why we are great friends;)

Bonus Update: After BootCamp Shower & Shave

14:57 video

I just did my first early morning bootcamp style workout since being in military bootcamp 20+ years ago and i know i will feel it tomorrow but until then, i must rinse the sweat off and go on w my day. I am at a friends house w the most amazingly huge double headed shower and so what better place to have you join me as you sit in a claw tub and i shower. I tell you about my day so far and what I have planned as i sort out the water temp, wash my hair, condition my hair, shave my armpits and legs and vag. With every passing minute, the more tired I get and the more my muscles are warning me of their promised soreness but until then, let's conquer the day together but all clean and smooth.

Pump to Pop with Strong Arms

8:41 video

I'm sitting around a nice fire pit at a girlfriends farm, so Trinity and I decide that I must finally have fun with some more balloons and a hand pump. Of course, i cant just blow them up and tie em off and look at em. I am a popper and im stickin to popping..so i pump to pop some small balloons...WOW...its sounds like a 22 shooting...but i keep on giving it a whirl and simply have fun with this not so common way to pop balloons. I then am bored with my small balloons so i decide to pump to pop a bigger balloon. Like WOOWAH...i didnt realize this would take so much arm muscles to do and energy. I start huffing a puffing and whining a bit about how my arms are just killing me. I switch grips when i can..but wow...and when i stop..the air escapes..so i cant even take a big break. i keep on pumping air into this large orange balloon...keep at it...after i switch hands and grips and as i am about to start pumping again...BOOM...the balloon bursts. That was amazing..i had no idea that it would be such a great workout. If you like seeing toned arms...and biceps flexing i will also suggest checking this out. What a great time Trinity and I had sitting around a campfire pump to popping balloons!

Mistress Fayth Desires A Casual Stretch

22:04 video

Knotty Guy and I have a unique relationship. He ties me, I tie others and we have agreed he doesn't tell the others that he ties me or that i do love being stretched by means of rope before I start my domme sessions with my bottoms. I want to have a limber body for my session later so I can flog and tie and spank my submissive so what better way to get limber and stretched than to use rope as the helper and Knotty Guy as the friendly facilitator. You watch as the first rope goes on thru the last. You watch as safety and comfort, yes, comfort, is considered in every rope he applies to my body. I patiently stand in my Mistress outfit and black high heel pumps as he ties me up more and more. Once my hip harness and chest harness is complete, he ties my arms above my head, my left leg out and up then finishes by tying my right leg into a frogtie aka futo suspending me off the floor allowing me to stretch but also not be too uncomfortable in my rope yoga practice session. He always thinks i talk to much so he adds a ball gag but of course this only muffled my gag talk, not shuts me up. ahhh...now this is the lovely casual stretching session I need it. Now to persuade him to untie me before my Mistress session starts. Hmmm..this might be a challenge.

Biggest Bite to Pop - Fetishcon 2013

13:23 video

I'm hanging out at FetishCon 2013 and I am here to do my usual Sunday before the convention closes Blow to pop.  I'm dressed in a tight red skirt, high heals, and a corset with my boobs exposed with tape across my nipples.  I blow and I blow, making myself comfy, commenting as needed, and taking a break as needed.  I have fun and set my goal.  I really want to blow to pop this huge sucker of a balloon but I keep losing grip on the neck when the neck starts filling up more and more with every breath.  I must end this loons one piece existence somehow, so I decide to smash my face into the side of this way over expanded balloon and bite down to burst it in my face.  How thrilling that was! Wow!  They must go in shards somehow and biting the balloons until they pop is always a good way to ensure this.  Im nothing but smiles and I hope you are too after watching this as the crowd applauded and smiled as well! 

Lewis Gets Ruled By Goddess Fayth

8:01 video

Its been years that lewis has submitted to me. We have many stories and experiences and its time to refresh why he needs me to be in charge. I have his legs duct taped together and his hands taped into balls with tape as well. He his gagged with several layers of wrap around duct tape and also strips of tape over his eyes. I have tape all over his back as you watch me quickly and mercilessly peel it off. He doesn't make a noise, he just accepts his fate. Luckily he isn't very hairy or else this could have hurt pretty bad. Tho I do know first hand, even with little body hair, this didn't not tickle. Once his back is clear of my previous torment device, I lower his boxers and ponder just how much it might take to break this ruler over his ass. I smile and really enjoy contemplating this process. My tight leather pants, my itty bitty bikini top and my boots add to my mood. I am in the mood to test my patience and his pain tolerance and of course this little piece of wood I have. The noise it makes w every smack is loud and sharp. You can tell I am in my Goddess mode as my tongue sticks out as this is my natural reaction to when I am simply being me and focusing on what is in front of me. I smack and smack his ass w the ruler. I caress at times with my nails and hands but then smack some more. I need his ass to be more red so I use my bare hand to spank him to. When he does make noise from the pain, this makes me smile and motivates me to smack and punish him more. ahhh....it doesn't look like this ruler will break, so I guess that just means I get to use it again on him the next time we meet up and it certainly better not be years from now or i wont go nearly as light on him. Ahhh..i sure have missed my Goddess mode. Want to be next?

Bonus Update: Testing Out My New Snorkel Naked

11:59 video

I am excited to show you my new snorkel I just bought. My above water talking / audio timing is off a bit but you can still hear and see my actions. I never knew that choking on water wasn't normal when snorkeling. I really thought that was just the way it was and how it always would be until i tried a better quality snorkel out and I simply knew I had to buy one. Today I try out the way snorkeling is supposed to happen, no choking, no surfacing and no water in the mouth. I try out different ways of floating and swimming and then go for underwater swims as I hold my underwater camera and never have to surface. My hair floats in the water loose and I even slip off my bra and panties all while breathing under water. I do have to surface a few times but not nearly as much as with my old snorkel. I then manage a few flips and swims without choking. I do wish it didn't take me so long to discover the right tools to snorkel the right and safe way. Better late than never. 

Inside Water Balloon Fill2Pop

39:30 video

Its time to do yet another first in all my years of popping balloons.  I have an audience of local friends aka my safety crew, I have my mom present to take pictures and I have my girlfriend holding the video camera. I also have my coconut oil, a huge climb-in pink balloon, a big outdoor space and my Speedo swimsuit on.  I'm ready!  First I lube myself up with lots of coconut oil to make sure i can slide into this small neck of the balloon.  Once I'm lubed up, I start w one foot, then then next.  Thanks to the lube, getting my lower half of my body into this balloon was not nearly as hard as i thought it would be.  The Speedo swimsuit was what made it challenging to get my torso through it as the hose is filling it up more and more.  I take my time as i don't want my body parts to pop it, only the water from over filling it.  I eventually get my one arm in, them my other.  Soon I am crouched down in a ball with my shoulders inside too.  The water keeps on flowing as I talk casually about how if it wasn't for the hose at my throat, id probably be choking due to the tightness of the balloon neck around my throat.  The more water that fills up the balloon, the more freedom I get with my body.  I must be careful to not poke my toes or fingers to the edge.  My audience and I talk and tell stories and come up with all the things i look like as the water fills up the balloon surrounding me.  I look like a Mentos, a boob implant, pepto-bismol, It almost looks  like the balloon is giving birth to me as well. Having non looner present is what makes conversation so fun.  Their comments are priceless. The water thankfully isn't too cold.  I am in my own personal luke-warm hot tub, aren't you jealous?  We talk about lots of things to include my interactions with the local cops to what time it is since I am about to have a party once this thing does explode.  I have a hard time with my body's position as the water is wanting to spread out making me have to be one with the water.  Once it gets huge, I am able to sit on my butt inside so my back isn't arches awkwardly.  Its so big, i cant touch either side with my feet or my hands.  This is amazing!  After more fun talking and water filling up around me and comments of the balloon getting bigger than the mats i put on the ground and me trying to wobble it and roll, I'm in the middle of a story when all of a sudden it explodes creating a flood and screaming of shock from all that are watching.  Everyone's shoes got wet and everyone is smiling, even me as my body plops on the ground as i was floating inside this huge water balloon moments before.  As the water floats everything and my mom is safely on my motorcycle keeping her from floating away, i stand up and show you the awesome way it popped leaving me with a nice bib and even a super balloon cape.  Now I'm ready to conquer the world! What a fantastic first time inside the biggest water balloon I've ever seen and been inside! Smiles all around! Mission accomplished!

Inverted Very Stuck & Tied Fayth

8:17 video

Knotty Guy and I are really good at throwing ideas back and forth and when I show him something I want to try, he is more than happy to oblige. It looked easy enough, now to see how my mind and my body handles it. Keep in mind, many of our ideas come from pictures that we are pretty certain was never intended to be a video, so we never know how long I will endure it or what the weak points are after 1 min, 2 or 10. All we know is we have fun collaborating and this tie is no different.

I am hogtied but from the front as my forearms are tied to my calves and my wrists are tied to my ankles. I do have a hip harness wrapped around my butt, tho this rope isn't restricting me at all for the moment. I try to struggle on the floor and I am already in shock how stuck I am with just these 2 ropes. Sometimes 8 ropes aren't aren't able to keep me this still. I struggle all I can as I do fall on my side and feel very helpless but as the 1 rope slips just a bit, I am able to move my body to make my ass go up in the air in a very vulnerable position. I then struggle back to my original position as I ask Knotty Guy for help. I should know better by now that his definition of help is not the same as mine. 

The next thing I know, I am suspended using just the 3 ropes that started on my body in a front hogtie but super immobile, stuck and unable to barely move a thing. My head can move and my fingers but that is it. I am really just a hanging piece of shibari art and I just cant believe how darn uncomfortable this bondage position is. Lucky the leather boots help the ropes from digging in too much and my thick thighs help hold my hip harness in place as my ass is very exposed and teasing to be spanked (or more). I cant Im still talking too much as I am then gagged with super sticky microfoam tape. My lip outline is still very obvious as the peril in my eyes. I really am helpless and stuck hanging in the air. I really should know better by now to ask Knotty Guy for help with there is rope anywhere nearby.

Christina Blows & Swears

7:49 video

I've been blowing up balloons and having other girls do the same for years now and what i love the most is every woman's reaction is different and sincere and true.  Well, here is one for the record books.  I have never ever seen a sexier woman react in such a way just by attempting to blow to pop a balloon. I hand Christina a pretty purple balloon and i just casually talk with her while I hold the camera and she tells me is is scared of balloons especially when they explode in her face.  She starts to blow this sucker up and wow, the curse words that come out of her mouth are worse than a sailors.  WOW.  I am giggling and commenting and smiling the entire time while I watch Miss Carters true reaction to this supposedly simple challenge.  I talk with her and watch as her cheeks flair out as she blows as this cant get any sexier but her when she isn't blowing her hot air into it, she is cursing up a storm.  Ive never heard a balloon be called so many names in my life.  I am loving this.  Once the balloon gets large, she is determined to blow to pop this SOB but not without the best verbal humiliating name calling.  She smiles and blows and swears and swears some more.  She truly isn't acting but showing us how she really feels.  When it pops just at this balloon cant take anymore of her air, in her hand, she flys back onto the bed as if it sends her flying like a explosion really would.  She is so happy she exploded it with nothing but her air but i do think it also couldn't take anymore degradation too.  Watch and see this most unique blow to pop video I have ever been part of.  WOW!

Tape Escape Fail & Painful Removal

13:10 video

I wanted to be bound in tape, I wanted to be made to be still but also feel and I certainly got that as seen in Part 1 and 2. Now its time to see if I can escape. It doesn't take me long at all to realize that i simply cant. There is so much tape wrapped around every part of my body, including my fingers that I would need to help escape. I admit defeat hesitantly knowing what is coming. I definitely know it will hurt for the tape to be removed from my body but I do not expect it to hurt this much. I have a massive fear of cutting instruments, including safety scissors. Knotty Guy must use them to create ends to pull the tape off my skin. My noises are very genuine, my pain is sincere. Luckily I'm blindfolded with electrical tape or else I would have probably topped a lot more from the bottom. His smile is big as he pulls the tape off my skin, knowing it must happen. Luckily I don't kick him but wow, this hurt so much. We both laugh thru the process but wow, was my pain tolerance tested. He helps me find the end to the tape wrapped around my mouth and eyes as I slowly remove it from my face. Geeeesh. So very sticky. This tape bondage experience sure gave me exactly what i desired. I felt everything and now is a very great mood;)

Bonus Update: Fayth Makes Her Bed

6:46 video

I finally did laundry and even more so, my bedding is washed and dried. Now its time to do the dreaded household chore of making the bed. This is probably my least favorite chore ever but it has to be done. I am wearing waist high girdle panties and no bra or shirt. Today is my lucky day as I get the fitted sheet the right direction the 1st try, which never ever happens. Crawling across the bed and making it fit is the only way, right? Then the sheet, then the comforter. ahhh, the dreaded pillow covers. I squeeze, stuff, jump and complain but I get the pillows covered. ahhh...finally the bed looks great and that chore is finally done. ahhh...now time for a XXXX.

Silk Robe Blow-Up

6:37 video

I have several colorful balloons I need to blow up so why not join me sitting near me and watch me while Im still in my morning silk robe sometimes slipping to reveal my bare breasts. Stretch and blow each one careful not to over inflate them but ensure each are still soft and squishy. I use my hands to check each of them before I tie them off placing them on the floor with the rest of the inflated by mouth balloons. Stay tuned for what will happen to them next...

Cyborg Fayth Hung to Cum In Shibari

10:38 video

I am wearing a 1 piece spandex one piece body suit that fits my body perfectly in all the right spots. The design of this catsuit really emphasis my body is the most perfect way. My hands and feet are also covered in spandex. I seduce the camera as i feel sexy as feel silky and soft and can't keep my hands off my body. Tho, the rope also feels it needs to be on my body. Slowly the ropes go on me as my legs to keep them together. I rub the ropes and feel how they feel on my body. Then more rope is added to my upper body so i cant touch the ropes but feel how the ropes feel without my gloves hands available. I then am hung upside down and left to hang and wiggle, writhe and spin. I struggle as much as I can but the ropes keep me as put as they do so well. My capture feels I need a machine added to my machine sweet spot so he add an hitachi and a cleave gag to keep me a bit quite all while upside down and hanging at his mercy. How long will he let me hanging and cumming, its certainly not up to me.

High Altitude Balloon Fun

6:41 video

Im visiting a lookout in Colorado that overlooks hundreds of miles and what better way to remember it than by blowing up balloons and recording my fun and sharing it with you.  Its cold and windy up here but i touch it out for you in a tank top, jeans and sneakers as my friend holds the camera trying not to fall over the big rocks around here.  I have a seat over looking the stunning view and I blow up a tye-dye balloon until it pops. Its harder than it looks when the air is so cold but i succeed to say the least.  I then blow up a happy yellow balloon as my smile is almost as big as the printed smile on the loon.  I decide not to b2p this balloon but tie it off instead.  You then see the tiny snowmen we built and of course i must pop this balloon in the presents of this rare snowman opportunity. I ask my friends how i should pop this sucker and biting to pop was suggested.  Its my pleasure.  The shard does a funny thing as its wrinkles are unique due to the cold temperature.  I then am hanging out at a tourist destination nearby having casual balloon fun as well. The wrinkles on this non popped balloon really amazes me again as i have the camera person touches it with me.  Wow. I need to come back to Colorado and have more balloon fun to say the least!

Naked Hogcuff & Struggle On Sandy Island

10:54 video

I really don't enjoy tan lines but I do love being naked and bound outdoors and sometimes that's where it gets tricky. Luckily I have my good pal Knotty Guy to once again facilitate yet another one of my ideas. I ask him to help me hogcuff me and take some pictures on this very awesome island along the waters edge. The sand is not soft and the shells are sharp but this does not stop me, nor do the unseen boaters that call this Gilligans Island from afar. Once they are out of sight of my shenanigans, I continue to try and self hogcuff myself but i just can't get my ankle cuff locked on so Knotty Guy of course assists so he can then step back and take pictures. I try and struggle as I also beg and plead for him to not lose the key or the internal locking device to these cuffs or I am seriously stuck in this metal bondage devices. I struggle around this very uncomfortable rough sand so he can get different pictures and I struggle my way to the water and of course he thinks splashing me with the saltwater will help get the sand off that is covering my body. Very refreshing but not cleansing by any means. The sand is hurting my skin and I don't want any other boaters watching from afar so I have him slightly unlock me as i remind him not to drop the key. I decide to walk into the water with my wrists still bound behind me and rinse off a bit better. I then walk back to shore and realize Knotty Guy dropped the damn key in the sand. He better find it cause i'm pretty sure a locksmith wont be doing any emergency unlocking island calls. 

Bonus Update: Quiet Bubble Bath w Fayth

17:53 video

Once again, I am house sitting and this time there is a lovely big jacuzzi tub for me to use as I wish. Well, of course i take a bubble bath. I am not one to just sit and do nothing while soaking, so I decide to dunk my head and wash my hair, shave my legs, my vag, and my armpits. I use a lil cheapy razor so it takes me longer than normal but this tub offers a nice corner seat for you to get a better view of shaving my girly bits than any other shower or bath time. I then realize with all the shaving I did, as I drain the tub water, I turn on the shower above and rinse off to finish my no talking but very productive and slow beauty regimen before filming more of my house sitting antics;)

Inflated Balloon Gifts Left Behind

16:07 video

So I am at my grandmothers house and what better way to show you around her 2nd and 3rd story of her 100 year old home than with some balloons and some stories. I first sit on the bathroom floor and blow up a crystal clear 12" balloon as I explain my plan. Once I am happy with how much air is inside this loon, I tie it off and place it in the shower behind the old fashion shower curtain. I then move on to the 3 bedrooms and have you watch me blow up more clear balloons and tie them off and leave one on a bench in 1 bedroom, on the bed in another bedroom then I show you my old bedroom, everything is still the same, minus the missing bed. I even show you my old Care Bear trashcan that is more than 30 years  I kneel on the old but still comfortable ugly shag carpet and I start blowing, I don't talk much but as I look around and blow up another crystal clear 12", I start crying and I keep on crying but with a smile on my face. I am reminiscing hard about how much this room means to me and really, how much being a youngin is missed. So many feelings and emotions as I blow this balloon up and tie it off. That's a first and i'm glad you could share this moment with me. I have one more place I want to show you and leave an inflated balloon. You and I walk up the stairs to the attic and I get comfy near the few boxes left and old holiday decorations and I use the window light to help see what I'm up too. I blow this one up too ensure I am quiet and not blowing it up too tight so i have room to tie it off. Then I leave this one on the old rocking chair. I hope the spirits up here have fun with it and don't scare gramma with popping it!

****My 90 year old Gramma called me a week later to ask me what she is supposed to do with the balloons in each room. I just laughed and didn't answer her question as she said she will just leave them there.  I guess shes not a popper either;0  

Sit Still Challenge for Fayth

8:14 video

It is very difficult for me to sit still, watch movies, or anything that keeps me stay put with out any assistance and Knotty Guy knows this about me. He decides to try once again to keep me put but in a sitting position. He has my chest very tightly tied to a wooden pillar. This restrict my breathing but does not restrisct my am movement, or my mouth movement for that matter. My ankles are tied but still able to itch my need for movement itch but I am not going anywhere. He adds more rope to my arms to keep me from flying away and more rope to my mouth to keep me from talking so clearly. I of course gag talk but with the pressure of the chest ropes and other rope that is keeping me still, I must concentrate on my endurance vs try to go anywhere. I still can move my thigh high boot clad legs but my short daisy duke clad ass is very still and my body is as well. I do think Knotty Guy accomplished his mission to keep me in 1 place longer than I can with out his lovely rope assistance.

Hooters Girl Fayth Explodes Balloons

15:56 video

I am fully clad in my Hooters girl outfit, with thick Danskin pantyhose, scrunchy socks, short shorts, and the typical tank top the waitresses wear when they serve. I don't have my sneakers on but socks are great alone;)  So I have a huge stash of balloons and other inflatables that i explain to you and show you all about.  I must decrease the size of my stash before i move out of this studio so popping i must do, lots of it!  I have a wonderful air compressor to help me with this mission.  I talk for a tad and then i grab 3 large balloons and i start inflating them but of course i still chitchat along the way telling you what I'm up too and how i feel and how kinda scared i am when they each get super big.  A Spanish balloon gets huge and pops with some neck still left, the next white balloon is smaller but wow, gets much bigger and makes me nervous prior to popping. These balloons are expanding and shredding completely.  Lastly, I inflate a huge green balloon and I enjoy it getting bigger and bigger as my smile does the same.  The more pops the happier i get. I stop inflating it and test its durability a tad and let the compressor fill back up. But i get back to filling this huge sucker up. I use my hooter sock clad feet to help hold this balloon off the floor as it slowly and surely gets bigger and bigger. I chat with you as usual telling you what im feeling, thinking if its not already obvious with my facial reaction. This inflate to pop shocked me since there was neck left but WOW..that was wonderful and i hope you agree!!

Fayth Stubbornly & Painful Escapes Lots of Tape pt 3 of 3

9:45 video

Knotty Guy has taped me in the most colorful sticky hogtie ever (Part 1), then he watched me struggle as he took pics (Part 2), now its time i decide to do something very stubborn and painful. I slowly but eventually gag talk to Knotty Guy that I will escape this excessive taped hogtie. He really doesn't believe me but he stands back and lets me at this not smartest idea. My wrists are so well taped with electrical tape, i really don't know if i can escape but the more I struggle, the more I sweat, and the more some of the tape stretches, giving me glimmers of hope. All i need is 1 hand free and maybe there's a chance. Ha...i am almost very wrong. I manage to get 1 hand free but really doesn't help me much when it takes 2 hands to rip, pull and stretch this tape off of my body. I make the most genuine faces as the tape slowly unsticks to my body. It hurts and I make it known from beneath my OTM tape gag. Ouch, Ouch, stretch, Ouch. What did I even suggest that i could escape. Now i'm just being stubborn and proving to myself I can do what I say, even if it hurts pretty badly. Slowly but surely, piece by piece, grunt by grunt...I manage to get freer and looser from this ridiculous hog taping. I ungag myself and boy do I tell you how I feel and now you hear me more so complain how sticky this tape is on my skin. There are certain parts of my body it hurts much more more than others. Wow, what an amazing almost impossible challenge i self gave. OkOk, now its your turn to feel just how sticky and stuck this tape can get you!

Bonus Update: Deflating Pool Floats w My Body

21:48 video

Have you ever noticed that when a party ends, the clean up is always up the host, even the things nobody thinks about. Well, nobody thought to ask if they could help me deflate the pool toys, but of course they all wanted to help blow them up...So lucky you. You get to watch me deflate 4 of the 6 pool float inflatables with my legs, my arms, my body and my hands until no air remains. I must always squeeze the nozzle to allow air to escape as I do all I can with my body to get the air out. I squeeze them with my thighs, I lay on them, I hug them, I smoosh them against the ground. I eventually succeed as deflating 4 of them. I do want to leave 2 inflated for the next time I decide to have a solo pool swim, with your company of course;)